I have this crazy dream of holding occasional weekend retreats on the ranch where guests would experience a slice of ranch life, cook together in groups, go on photography expeditions, and relax.
See, folks, I have no friends, no life, and no interaction with the outside world at all, and the only way I can think to remedy the situation is to hold these retreats. Teehee! I kid. I think.
See, we have this guest house on our ranch. We call it The Lodge.
We’ve used it for years for family or groups of friends that come to visit because Marlboro Man and I turned our only extra bedroom into a workout room and have no place to put anyone. Physical fitness, we reasoned, is much more important than family.
The Lodge is in a great location…
It overlooks a lot of our ranch.
And it has some nice qualities:
A big, comfortable living room…
A lllllllong dining table…
A meeting room…
Six bedrooms…
A roomy kitchen…
And, of course, a sweeping view of nothin’ but wide, open space.
Problem is, The Lodge is getting old.
The bathrooms are not only tiny…
They’re dated and falling into disrepair.
The kitchen, while spacious, has older appliances that aren’t very reliable. And when groups visit, it needs more industrial/commercial appliances and sinks to handle the load.
The balcony, which runs the length of the whole house, is getting rickety.
There’s been some rain damage in a couple of the bedrooms…
And overall, things are starting to look a little dingy.
Because we want to preserve it for posterity, because we would like to use it for more creative enterprises, and because we’re clinically insane, Marlboro Man and I are talking about embarking upon a major remodel of The Lodge. But before we get too far down the pike, I’d like to get your thoughts. You’re all smart, after all…and I’m not.
If you were to pack a bag and go to a rural retreat in a ranch setting—if the retreat involved early mornings with coffee brewing and warm, sticky cinnamon rolls, photographic journeys, cooking lessons, working ranch activities, and rest and relaxation—what sort of accommodations would you expect? If you were to stay in such a place, what things would be important to you?
What things would be essential? Internet access? Satellite TV? Spa treatments? Seven-course meals? Jacuzzi? Indoor plumbing? Running water? A pillow? A bed? A roof? What things wouldn’t be essential?
Some people are loosey-goosey when it comes to amenities; they’d sleep on a rock and be just fine. Others have a list of high expectations, everything from the thread count of the sheets to the blend of the coffee.
If you stayed in a lodge in the middle of nowhere, what would be important to you?
Thanks for your expertise!
Love,
Pioneer Woman
October 26th, 2007 at 4:30 am
My major want, need, necessity when travelling is a really good hot strong shower, I love comfy beds, nice linen and good food as much of the rest of you all …… but if I had to choose just one thing it would be a really good shower, it has to be roomy, lots of hot water, good strong jet, did I mention hot!!! When ever I need space, peace and quiet from my twin boys, husband, dog, cat anybody for that matter my place of solitude, my thinking space, my non thinking space…. you get the drift is the shower. I have been known on occaission to stay in the shower until the hot water has run to cold, as a child I used to sit on the floor of the shower for ages until I was hauled out… ok ok, that still happens!!! Well anyhow, in all my travelling years the one thing that I notice in accomodation is the shower. One of my first posts to you was asking if you had ever thought of a bed and breakfast type set up, I think you would do so well…. a photograhy retreat would be awesome too.
October 26th, 2007 at 4:30 am
I would totally stay there as is. But I am used to three-star European hotels with bathrooms that date way farther back than the ones pictured above.
I think you would definitely need to keep the ranch look with the wood panelling. I loved the style you did your bathrooms in.
As for amenities, wouldn’t the whole point of staying at a ranch be to get away from crazy city life? Spa treatments are nice, but I don’t think that would be the point.
October 26th, 2007 at 4:34 am
I agree with you Jennifer, the whole point of staying at a ranch would definately be to immerse yourself in the real day to day living…. not trying to recreate a city hotel.
October 26th, 2007 at 4:47 am
I agree with the others lots of good hot water.
Spruce up the bathrooms a litle and some sprucing up of the kitchen.
Looks pretty good to me already.
Where do I make my reservations?
Denise
October 26th, 2007 at 4:51 am
oh wow, this is exciting stuff
Well, being from nyc I can say that if I decided to stay at a ranch (and I WOULD!) I’d be looking for a chance to relax, a change of pace, fresh air and a cozy, unhurried atmosphere first and foremost. That said, I’d like a lot of activities to choose from.. horseback riding, ranch tours, photography expeditions, cooking lessons, showtunes karaoke LOL - you get the picture..
Hmm, some specifics.. a HUGE tub, totally luxe bedding, downhome comfort food, satellite tv, internet access (gotta stay connected), delicious coffee and breakfasts in the morning, fun things for the kids to do, a map of the area with points of interest. and although I wouldn’t expect a spa retreat, I wouldn’t turn down a brown sugar bubble bath - I’m thinking along the lines of homemade, cozy stuff for that country feel. You could even do a signature ranch goodie to leave for guests every night like the Doubletree hotel and their cookies
Sorry, this is so long, I’m a business consultant for salons and spas - I live for this stuff! 
October 26th, 2007 at 4:52 am
Kristen and Jennifer are right on - plenty of hot water - comfortable beds and furniture - make an awesome deck and keep the height of the rail such that it doesn’t block the view when sitting in chairs - love the charm and rustic look - that is rare so keep it.
October 26th, 2007 at 4:54 am
I’ve stayed in crappy rooms at conferences that cost $5,000 for four days. What you’ve pictured is quite beautiful and would satisfy my housing needs. the kitchen looks very good.
The idea of doing foodie conferences in a ranch setting is incredible. I think you’ll be very surprised by the interest in such metings. I’d also like to recommend two other ideas; executive blogging conferences and management retreats with photography and cooking, as well as calf castration classses.
I can’t be strong enough in my recommendation that Internet access is important.
I was an executive producer of conferences until I had a stroke on deadline five years ago and retired to life on a small mountaintop in Escondido Ca. Bsed on my experience I think you have a site with incredible potential. In addition to Internet access I’d also recommend that you make sure you check cell network availability.
I know of two people you should contact to start your conference ball rolling. I think both would be very interested in using your Lodge for small executive conferences. one of the names is the person behind Federated Media, John Battelle. the other is my old boss at the Demo conferences. If you’d lilke more info pop over to my blog and ping me at the email link and I’ll provide you with contact information.
I love your blog, Ree. Keep it up!
Best from fire surrounded Escondido, CA.
Jim Forbes
October 26th, 2007 at 5:02 am
If I were going to bring my family to a ranch, it would have to feel rustic and charming. I would want to take plenty of pictures, ride horses (especially for my little kids!) That reminds me… something to do for kids! They would love to see the cows and how a ranch works and the tractors, barns, other kids to play with, etc.
I would love to bring my family down there for a little vacation, it sounds like fun. We live around a lot of dairy farms and my kids love going there for milk and cheese but I bet they would love to see some real ranch cowboys! My son wants to be cowboy when he grows up but not my daughter - she would like to be cinderella
October 26th, 2007 at 5:12 am
Call me crazy but the people who want all the “fancy” junk would not be the type I want to come anyway. Make it nice enough that you would invite your grandma and grandpa and let all the sissies go some where else. They wouldn’t appreciate the workings of a ranch anyway. You don’t go to the city and expect to feel like you are on a ranch so why go to a ranch and expect it to be like being in the city?
Love your blog. Keep up the good work. I enjoy all the pictures you post. When you can make a person feel like they are there you are doing a great job! Thanks
October 26th, 2007 at 5:12 am
I have to say that I would be thrilled to stay in your lodge exactly the way it is. But if I stayed in the “perfect” place the beds would not be rock hard and the sheets would be soft, the shower would have some water pressure, and there would have to be interent access (because I have withdrawal from blogging when I am vacationing). Tiny bathrooms are fine, as long as they are clean and bright. The porch would be my favorite feature. I could see myself reading there, napping there, eating there, dreaming there. I so want to come stay in your lodge! Can I ride and groom a horse, and have someone take a picture of me riding?
October 26th, 2007 at 5:13 am
Hot shower and comfy bed… that’s all I need! So when can Tim & I come for a ranching vacation????
October 26th, 2007 at 5:13 am
Can I come? Can I come!
I would agree about the bathrooms - I always say to my husband that I would rather stay home than “downgrade” to go away. I also really like a nice comfortable bed because I hate to come home from being away and feel exhausted because I haven’t slept well. I think I would do the front porch too because I bet that would get a lot of use….
Leave behind the satellite, internet, etc….
October 26th, 2007 at 5:15 am
I also think you should keep the ranch feeling of the lodge. The main things I want in lodging is a comfortable bed with crisp clean sheets and a bathroom that is clean and fresh and has a hot shower. When you update the bathrooms keep them clean and simple that you can keep them easily clean and looking fresh.
Food wise, if I was on a working ranch retreat, I would want good fresh food you would find on a ranch, nothing too fancy, your basic stick to your ribs home style meals.
Also I think you need to have internet access, for your photos retreats, everyone will want to work on and send out the photo the photos they took during the day. Also I can’t live without being online with my laptop , even for a day. LOL!
October 26th, 2007 at 5:15 am
Oh man. I am getting all excited. That would make my year to be able to pack my bags and head out to a ranch like yours.
For us, I would have to say as far as amenities …Wifi, clean bathroom and bedroom, desk and good coffee. A private place to sit to drink the good coffee and reflect in the morning. Other than that your wide open spaces outside would be calling.
The lodge looks beautiful. Please put me on your mailing list
and email me when I can make a reservation.
October 26th, 2007 at 5:21 am
I WANT TO COME VISIT!
What things would be essential?
Internet access? YES
Satellite TV? WOULD BE NICE
Spa treatments? NOT NECESSARY (for me)
Seven-course meals? JUST SOME GOOD GRUB & SNACKS
Indoor plumbing? AN OUTDOOR HOTTUB WOULD ROCK. RELAX AND WATCH THE STARS
Running water? HOT SHOWERS
It sounds like an awesome idea. I think it would be best to just be flexible. Everybody will want something different, so allow the PW Ranch Experience to be customized for each group. Some may want to ride. Some may want to hike or explore. Some may want cooking or photography lessons.
Have fun & GOOD LUCK!
October 26th, 2007 at 5:25 am
I LOVE the idea of “The Lodge!” Honestly, I think “keepin’ it real” is best. Yeah, we dorks all need internet and all of that. And clean bathrooms and sheets are essential. But we would expect it to be “Ranch Life.” Unless there’s an Outback nearby, three meals and some snacks would be necessary. But not seven-course meals. Just stuff that you’ve showed us that you cook.
Loving it!!!! Best of luck! I can’t wait to hear the final plan.
Maria
www.jubileeonearth.com
October 26th, 2007 at 5:30 am
Yes, to all of the above. A good shower and tub with the good water pressure is essential. The porch? Oh yeah! The “day in the life of a ranch,” cooking and photography activities are the things I’d want. Satellite TV I could do without, but internet access would be essential. It’s just my opinion, but you and MM really should do this. But you better make sure it is something you really want to do, because this is going to take off in a bigger way than you can imagine! I’ll definitely be there :)!
October 26th, 2007 at 5:30 am
i like updated awesome bathrooms - something special that I don’t get everyday - spa treatments not necessary -
nice mattress and linens -
and a chance to peek into the life of someone who lives totally different than I do-
we get too caught up in our everyday lives and have blinders on i think sometimes - to what is really important and what is not -
this is one of those things you don’t realize till your older - and find out what really is important in life. Would love to stay at your lodge -
October 26th, 2007 at 5:32 am
hi
I would want my own modern bathroom a must! A good bed, it doesn’t have to be five star but not your local “I will leave the light on.” You think you can live without TV and internet but I just returned from Europe and boy did I miss both in my room. Sounds like you are always thinking. Go for it.
October 26th, 2007 at 5:34 am
I’m getting ready to head out now, but I’ll be thinking about it while I drive. (3 hours round trip devoted just to this if I can keep my ADD in check.)
We’ve thought about doing something similar, except we don’t have a guest house at the moment and we’d be kicking kids out of their rooms right now. We’ve also got to get the house finished. You and your family (and Hyacinth’s too) can come any time, of course. And I would love to just come and live at the lodge for a bit to help with the remodel as well;o)
Okay, focus. The question. First half-caffeinated thoughts are that I wouldn’t want a lot. Coffee, clean towels, clean bedding, warm blankets, simple but satisfying meals, and good company. I’d decorate the inside of the house to reflect ranch life and the beauty that surrounds you. The house should be in harmony with its surroundings. Those are the things that make it special. Why make it look like a posh hotel in a big city? You can go to the big city for that. It can be classy, but above all, keep it comfortable and cozy.
Oh, and as much as I like the lodge at Woolaroc, don’t go overboard with the taxidermy like that. It’s okay to visit during the day, but can you imagine sleeping there with all those fake eyes looking at you through dead animal heads? What if you had to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and walk among them? I think I might prefer to wet the bed! Otherwise, I think the lodge at Woolaroc is very good inspriration.
One more thought, I would decorate with little bits of ranching history. I know it’s something that would interest me as a guest to look at. It gives a personal touch and fits with the setting.
October 26th, 2007 at 5:34 am
You’d make a killing with quilt retreats. As a quilter, I know that the heaven of such a place is to get away from everyday life and indulge our passion, so we don’t ask for much except that our own kids and/or spouses are not there needing something of us. Internet access would be a bonus, but probably not used. Mobile phone access would be important. A comfy bed, a decent shower, good lighting, and lots of electrical power for sewing machines & irons. And comfy task chairs for hours-on-end quiltmaking. Ranch tours and provided meals are a huge bonus.
I know my idea takes away from your reason for doing this (ranch life), but we’re always looking for a great place to meet. And if you need quilts for all those beds, let me know ;>
October 26th, 2007 at 5:36 am
Hot shower and a nice jacuzzi bathtub.
Big soft towels
Nice comfy bed
Good basic food
Coffee pot (starbucks would be nice but hey I’ll take anything)
Ability to ride horses
Nice comfy chairs on the porch to watch the sunrise/sunset
No Internet
TV and dvd player
no phone
And most important how do I get put on the waiting list because I want to bring my family and take tons of pictures of the cows
October 26th, 2007 at 5:38 am
If you’re thinking of having guests, make sure you have industrial strength toilets (you know, the ones that look like they could suck down a small child when they flush)or you’ll be plumbing alot.
Thread count isn’t as important as cleanliness. And I’m big on no bugs. Yeesh.
TV would be nice but not really a necessity.
Internet access is a must for us because of my husband’s job (and how would I blog?).
Kitchen should be up to date.
Hot water is good.
Low water pressure is bad.
Quaint is good.
Rickety is bad.
Get your insurance agent to do a liability assessment. That may determine what needs to be done and what can wait. (Guest falling through old porch, very bad.) Sad to say you have to think about that stuff, but you do.
Sorry if I’m rambling. No caffeine yet.
So, when are you gonna have a photo contest to give away a weekend at the lodge?
October 26th, 2007 at 5:38 am
Comfy furniture and nice beds.
When we looked at condos at the beach, I didn’t want any of that rickety wicker furniture inside. DH is a big and tall man so I don’t want dinky, uncomfortable furniture.
Also, the older we get, our backs are picky about the beds. We have been known to go home early from vacation just because we couldn’t handle the beds.
DH would tell you satellite is essential. I wouldn’t care about that.
October 26th, 2007 at 5:38 am
What a great idea! My husband and I have stayed at a working ranch in Montana a few years ago, and I would have to say that I loved NOT having any internet, phone or TV. Great food is a must,(doesn’t need to be gourmet though, just good food, ha!) along with clean bedding, and a decent bathroom. Don’t need to have Jacuzzi’s, seem’s like that just creates problems with everyone wanting to get in it at the same time.. No spa treatments necessary, I just love the true feeling of living on a ranch, want to experience it as it is, you can always go to a 5 star hotel for all the other stuff. Good luck on your project!
October 26th, 2007 at 5:40 am
I think anyone going to a ranch for vacation expects a rustic experience! If you’d be doing cooking lessons in the Lodge…you’d definitely want to update the kitchen to handle a larger load. I wouldn’t really want rain water dripping on me during the night…so you might fix that too
The main things I would want would be good food, a hot shower at the end of the day, and of course internet access (can you imagine how many posts I’d have to read if I went a whole week without reading blogs! lol).
October 26th, 2007 at 5:41 am
I said a long time ago on your site that we would have our bags packed and ready to go if you ever offered “ranch trips”. So, with that said and not even knowing the amenities I could be easily satisfied.
We do ride horses and of course would love to come try and work cattle….experiencing it ALL would be key for us. On the Lodge side, it looks great…I would say really comfy beds and bedding, hot showers that will penetrate thick girly hair after sweating on a ranch and internet access so I can blog about my trip would be key as well.
Looking forward to a trip for me and my daughter!
October 26th, 2007 at 5:44 am
My wants and needs …. almost every one has said the same … a good hot shower with plenty of water pressure. and a comfy bed. I like my internet and cell phone of course and I hate to cook so would like some one else to do that. when can I come??????
October 26th, 2007 at 5:48 am
1) It’d be great (and I know y’all do this anyway) to restore it in keeping with its heritage–the ceilings are spectacular, that dining table soooo inviting, and probably the ceramic tile floors just need a good cleaning (or do over
).
2) It’d be cool to have each of the six bedrooms as “themed”; let each one have a distinct feel. For instance, maybe use your favorite photos as your guidelines (landscapes, macro close ups, ooooo, the BUGS!–spiders, grasshoppers, etc, horses, cows….etc.). I think it’d be awesome if your had one of your photos enlarged to mural size–not just poster–in each room.
3) In addition to great showers (water pressure), linens are important. And wonderful pillows. After “all” folks would be doin’ at the ranch, they’d need a comfortable place to sleep.
4) “Little” touches make the difference–wait, nevermind. THOSE are the details, not about renovation (I’ll wait til the reno is done and you’re asking for those…in case you’re curious now, and, well, you know where to find me
).
5) Coffee is important. GOOD coffee and real half-and-half is VERY important. I’d have a spot where folks can get a “hit” any time of the day (or night). And, I guess tea, too, though I’m not that high bred :/.
6) Lots of windows–your views must be spectacular.
7) Who can argue with spa treatments (what if husbands wanna come for a rodeo experience, and the wives don’t wanna bruise their behinds, so this’ll keep both of ‘em happy? hypothetically speaking, of course).
9) No TV in rooms, maybe a central room or two if people need that. For heaven’s sakes, WHY WOULD THEY NEED TV?
10) Room to move around in the kitchen, especially if you might host cooking schools. I’ve been to a GREAT place here that has a huge demonstration area with a large, arched bar for maybe 20 “students” to sit and observe (then taste
). And mirrors on the ceiling (in the cooking area, not the bedrooms).
Have you already begun? The sides of the cooktops looked “under construction”.
Ok…this is enough…you’re only gonna get a few hundred (thousand) suggestions. But it sure is fun thinkin’ with someone else’s budget in mind!
October 26th, 2007 at 5:48 am
Loner Says:
October 26th, 2007 at 5:12 am
“Call me crazy but the people who want all the “fancy” junk would not be the type I want to come anyway.” …”let all the sissies go some where else.”
Well, now I don’t know if you’re considering nice, comfy bedding and good water pressure/nice tub to be “fancy” but when people are paying good money to vacation they usually want a bit of comfort, good food, etc even on a ranch.. if I wanted to sit in a small tub and rough it, I’d stay home (nyc) and just go ride the horses in central park
October 26th, 2007 at 5:48 am
No internet access or cable t.v. That would be the whole point - to get away - to be unreachable to the office!
I’d want a comfortable bed with a beautiful, old fashioned quilt, a hot, roomy shower, and rustic but comfortable furniture. Rustic - not dingy or dated.
October 26th, 2007 at 5:49 am
How WEIRD is that??? When I typed the #8 with a side parenthesis, it made a sunglass smilie…go figure. I could’ve never figured out how to do that in a million years :/. Hmmmm, let’s see if it works again:
October 26th, 2007 at 5:50 am
yep
October 26th, 2007 at 5:55 am
Internet- definitely
spa quality bathroom- definitely
vegetarian food options- Based on your food blog (admittedly a small proportion of your repertoire) there is little you make that a vegeatarian could eat.
Does your m-i-l have a green bathroom where she lives now? very curious.
October 26th, 2007 at 5:55 am
Are you kidding? I was drooling over the whole thing just the way it is. I do like the idea of internet access though…
So, when’s the first retreat???
October 26th, 2007 at 5:56 am
Comfortable bed is top priority. Internet access is next. Maid service for the rooms and public areas each day. Good coffee. Would rather not share a bath with other guests.
October 26th, 2007 at 5:57 am
When are you going to start taking reservations???? And just for some guidance/ideas, have you gone to www.maryjanesfarm.com? She does something similar, with her Paydirt Farm School.
I agree with previous posters-a good hot shower, a decent bed, and internet. Don’t want a 5 star hotel feel, if I wanted that, I am only 30 minutes from NYC and can stay at the Plaza!!
October 26th, 2007 at 6:01 am
This is my first post, but I couldn’t resist the urge to comment this time! What a FABULOUS idea! I’m ready to make my reservation NOW!
I think you need to stick with a lodge-y feel. Rustic all the way, but comfortable and inviting. Comfy beds with good quality, but not fancy bedding. I think tubs are a necessity in addition to showers, esp. if you will have children/families as guests.
I agree that internet access will be essential, esp. for your photog retreats! DH and I honeymooned at a log cabin B&B in CO. We did not have TV or phone in our room, and that was before internet access was important. (There was a TV room down the hall) We loved it! No loud TV’s blaring, no phones ringing….that’s how I picture a vacation at your ranch. Getting away from the busy-ness of life and enjoying the view.
One more thing to keep in mind - handicapped accessibility. We have a disabled daughter (wheelchair) and would LOVE to come to your ranch. (We have 5 kids, with a 6th on the way - yes, I’m crazy!)
Oh, and how can I forget the food!
Simple, delicious and hearty. Just like your “regular” food.
October 26th, 2007 at 6:02 am
Darling the house is better and bigger than our family home. I do see that others may want more than some. I agree that the bathrooms could be tidied (heck we have one old one) and that the kitchen appliances might need an upgrade to cope with larger groups. Everything seems enormous and I am sure that most who would be interested in visiting your home would be there for one of two reasons
1. To retreat and get away from it all
or
2. To experience ranch life.
Sounds fun to me.
October 26th, 2007 at 6:04 am
My husband won’t travel anywhere withOUT internet access. You see so many hotels offering FREE INTERNET that I’ll assume it’s popular with MANY other travelers as well.
I like the rustic look. It’s on a ranch… should be rustic and warm… and cozy. But I agree with most other posters… creepy bathrooms are an automatic turn-off. Nice, clean, updated bathrooms with great water pressure & plenty of hot water and top priority.
Keep up the good work… I know you will!
October 26th, 2007 at 6:08 am
The Lodge is great, I agree a few improvements are necessary. After a long day on the ranch, I would need comfortable, dry beds, a nice kitchen to enjoy my cooking lessons, and last but not least big roomy bathrooms. The only amenitity I would even consider would be a hot tub. It would sure be nice to be able to hobble bow-legged into some nice hot pulsating water. Please keep it RANCH like, what we don’t need is another LA-DE-DA SPA.
Love your tales of ranch life by the way.
October 26th, 2007 at 6:11 am
Internet access, yup. TV’s ok. Good beds.
And some mode of transportation other than horses. My hiney and ol’ Dobbins don’t get along.
And .. count me in. Of course, I do believe it’ll be necessary to divulge where you are. That’ll ease the travel quite a bit.
October 26th, 2007 at 6:15 am
Ree,
Back before marriage a friend and I backpacked through England, Wales, and Ireland and stayed at many a bed and breakfast. The most memorable ones were those that gave us a glimpse into life on their farms, a warm bed with a good shower, and a good cup of coffee in the AM.
The lodge is beautiful and I can see where you may need to do some sprucing up of the bathrooms and kitchen but I personally don’t feel a spa or internet access is a must - I think maintaining the original character of the lodge would be much better. Television is nice to watch late in the day when all of the touring/daily activities are over but it’s not a must - a good book would do just as well. Providing towels would be great but, again, I am used to traveling with my own as the places we stay in the outer banks of North Carolina don’t generally provide linens.
The place is beautiful!!! I love the idea of the photo expeditions. I’m definitely getting excited here - I think I would even venture getting on an airplane if it meant a visit to your ranch!!!
Good luck with whatever you do
October 26th, 2007 at 6:19 am
All I require is a clean place with great coffee and food and the view of the gorgeous Oklahoma scenery and skies. Wait … I just decribed my own little farm
All the other things are irrelevant because if that is what I wanted I’d go stay in a 5-star hotel. Except …. if I were staying for longer than a weekend I would need satellite internet so I could keep up with my work and keep my clients happy.
October 26th, 2007 at 6:21 am
Now I’m feeling just a little bit bad about myself, cause, if our roles were reversed, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t share!
Anyway, your other posters have said it all in terms of comfort, so I would just encourage you to (as Nike says) JUST DO IT…. I’m sure I’ not the only one of your regular readers that would jump at the chance to experience your lifestyle - if only for a weekend.
Hey! *light bulb goes off* maybe Josh could host single girls weekends?? (just kidding).
October 26th, 2007 at 6:22 am
I’m with most folks here. NOthing fancy required. Internet access is one of the bare necessities of life, as Baloo from the Jungle Book might say!
The lodge is awesome looking as is, just updating appliances and bathrooms would be plenty. Comfy beds, quiet spaces.
The decor is great as is. Be sure to leave the big picture up in the hallway. Made me think of the Ewings: Daddy, JR, Bobby, Ellie May.
I’d come in a heartbeat!
Evie
October 26th, 2007 at 6:22 am
Random foodie thoughts:
Add second fridge. This has always been a big help when there’s lots of people visiting. Enough cold drinks, space to store a 20 pound turkey, made ahead dishes for tomorrows meals, etc. Get a $100 good clean used one from someone that is remodeling. Oh, that’s you!
Go to a restaurant supply house next time you’re in a city and buy stuff for the lodge. You can get well built items like stock pots, cutting boards, mixing bowls, cooking utinsels, etc. for very low prices. These tend to be the simple no frills things that actually work rather than the “oh look it has an extra level for buttering pancakes when you’re upside down” consumer kitchen stuff.
A burr grinder, whole bean coffee, french press. I’ll be the first to admit that if I’m doing coffee for 8+ that a machine is easier.
How about an outdoor kitchen? As fancy as you like or just a big grill (BBQ), some propane burners and a prep area.
Handyman/designer sez:
I never like pulling the checkbook out, so…
Paint is inexpensive (kids are free labor BTW) and always makes things look better.
The public areas look a lot closer to comfortable casual country than the bedrooms & bathrooms.
Bedrooms : paint, change window treatments, update hardware on doors/windows , rethink lighting. New linens for beds - buy something simple and buy extra so it can all interchange.
Bathrooms : It’s checkbook time for those! I’ve wanted an outdoor shower for years. Maybe the luxor bathtub people envision is also outdoors?
Geek needs:
For high speed internet see if you can just run wireless from the main house on a big (outside) antenna.
A good quality cordless phone for those unfortunate conference calls.
A few spare extension cords / power bars. You’ll be amazed at how much plug in stuff some people bring to the country.
A nice networked printer at your house that guests can remotely print to. The company Brother make good ones.
For photo retreats have a desktop or laptop with a media card reader that everyone can copy pictures to and then burn CDs/DVDs. This makes it easy if there are multiple cameras that everybody will get a copy of all the shots.
A few extension cords, power bars, blank DVDs/CDs.
October 26th, 2007 at 6:22 am
When I think of going to a ranch for a retreat I think of it somewhat as a almost roughing it type experience. I don’t necessarily think of the actual living quarters as the roughing it part though that would be more of the day to day here’s what goes on at the ranch part. So I’d still want internet access, a hot shower, tv of some kind, telephone, a relaxing bed for those aching moments after the day to day what goes on at the ranch part and etc. I don’t think those are “necessary” but I’d like to stay connected with my own family and relax at the end of the day. I think your main concern would be making it safe and relaxing without a citified spa feel. On second thought you might like a citified spa feel…like Ree goes to her lodge to find solace….LOL
This is exciting news…we’ll all be watching and waiting for it to take shape.
October 26th, 2007 at 6:22 am
I agree with the hot water, but I would also need Internet connection and those 600 count sheets on the bed with a comfy quilt on top! I would spruce up the bathrooms and leave the rest alone……..It’s gorgeous. Of course, your good cooking would be the icing on the cake, or the cheese on the beans, whichever makes most sense! I’ll take a week in October………..
October 26th, 2007 at 6:24 am
Looks like a really nice place.
I love a nice, big bathroom and shower!! Anytime I first walk into a hotel room, I check out the bathroom.
Just a simple home-cooked meal for me. Nothing fancy. The kitchen would probably need new appliances. It doesn’t really matter about internet access for me, but maybe for others who have an online business that they want to check on. I’d probably be outside wandering around alot, checking things out, so I wouldn’t need satellite. Make sure the porch is more up-to-date for safety with rockers and a place to play checkers!!
October 26th, 2007 at 6:24 am
The living and dining areas look beautiful already. Bathrooms need some work. If I’m staying there with people I don’t know (which is fine), I’d REALLY want my own bathroom. So I think a private bath per guest room would be a must. I would also like having NO TV. Internet access a must but let’s skip Spongebob today kids and fraternize with the cows! You could have movies available (ya know–Silverado, Blazing Saddles, etc
but no cable tv.
I agree a hot tub would be a nice outdoor feature but if I want a spa vacation, I’ll go to a spa. Sign me up for ridin’, ropin’ & wrasslin’!
October 26th, 2007 at 6:26 am
If I’m going to stay at a ranch, I too want a really great bed, a great shower, and the ability to do as I please. No TV. No internet. (PLEASE!!!) Comfy furniture and a place to curl up and read. A slower pace and unstructured time. THAT’s a vacation.
October 26th, 2007 at 6:27 am
Ree, Comfy beds are a must! No yucky polyester bedspreads! Feather pillows! Enlarge the porch by major proportions, people will want to hang out there. Decorate with your beautiful photographs of ranch life. I agree with you that the kitchen appliances need to be updated. The bathrooms may be small but if they are clean and well-lit and in good repair then size doesn’t matter. How ’bout a personal turn-down service by a Marlboro Man look-a-like?!? Tee-hee.
October 26th, 2007 at 6:27 am
Updated bathrooms are all I would want changed. I think it is great looking as is besides that. Oh…and fix the deck.
When can my kids and I come visit : )
October 26th, 2007 at 6:28 am
Love the idea, when do I pack…would love to help with the renovations work as well!!! The one thing I would love is a big washer and dryer so I don’t have to haul home those dirty clothes, and believe me, I would be hands on getting dirty on the ranch or in the kitchen!!!! I would also love a little work area with a couple of computers/printers and a counter area to work on photos, blogging, notes….etc. Just a little area off to the side. I stayed in home in Alaska that converted a basement into 5 bedroom guest home for traveling nurses, Had two living areas, a laundry room, a hugh communial kitchen/dining area, it was great!! I would keep the bedrooms simple and neat, and the living area arranged like you have it, inviting and relaxing. The kitchen would be great with a long island for those student cooking/prep areas. What a fabulous idea….like I posted earlier, when do I pack!!!!
Love the idea
Debbi
October 26th, 2007 at 6:33 am
Gosh, that place is beautiful. I want a big, comfy bed, a strong, hot shower, and good coffee in the morning. I think every place should offer at least one king size bed, and no bed should be smaller than a queen size, in my humble opinion. The balcony - make it wider and have big rocking chairs available to sit and enjoy the view with that morning coffee. If you are taking names for a wait list - sign me up!
October 26th, 2007 at 6:33 am
I seriously wouldn’t go overboard on the remodeling. The place is pretty spectacular! I’d shoot for what NEEDS to be done. Remodel bathrooms, update appliances, balcony, roof/water damage, etc.
I’d offer internet access, especially if you might be hosting some hunter-type/businessmen or executives, which I could totally see happening, given the looks of the place. Maybe satellite TV if there is a family-type common area. Otherwise, I wouldn’t go too overboard with luxuries, since you want them participating in other activities around the ranch. I’d opt for comfort instead of luxury, I think. Maybe a nice hot tub on the patio, instead of a Jacuzzi bath?
What an awesome idea! Gosh, you could even rent that place out for weddings, where they could hold the rehersal dinner and perhaps even the reception, as well. I can so picture a nice, rustic type, outdoor chappel or gazebo, just for the occasion. That place has unlimited potential! Family reunions, high school reunions, ladies retreats, church retreats. OMGosh, my head is spinning at the possibilities.
For cryin’ out loud, you could even put in a golf course! *GASP* Your life has come full circle!!! lol
I’d say you could charge a pretty hefty fee for what you have in mind, if you target your advertising at the right groups/people.
October 26th, 2007 at 6:42 am
It sounds like a fabulous idea! I would want it to be comfortable — meaning comfortable bed, couch, chairs on porch; clean bathrooms; and good country cooking — nothing fancy with lots of snacks available. Internet would be nice and tv would not be a must for me.
October 26th, 2007 at 6:42 am
It is practically perfect the way it is.
What I would love is a really good religious retreat. Know any awesome Catholics?
October 26th, 2007 at 6:42 am
This is awesome. My husband and girls ALREADY want to MOVE out to your place to become permanent ranch hands. That’s been a dream of ours for a while. The Lodge sounds like a fantastic retreat, and I don’t think you have to get fancy at all! Like most of the comments have said, just spruce up the bathrooms and make the kitchen industrial! Bedrooms need to have that cozy down home feel…like a Bed and Breakfast! Anyone who comes to The Lodge is looking more for the experience it will provide. You are SO blessed to be surrounded by such beauty and serenity! Others long for that peace!
October 26th, 2007 at 6:43 am
Wow! I love the lodge as is, with its nostalgic furnishings, fixtures and ambience. And just so you know, I consider myself a self-proclaimed amateur expert on nostalgic ranch decor. So I’d just fix or replace the broken stuff and redo the bathrooms with durable fixtures that will withstand the hard use put to them by guests.
I too have enjoyed the retreats that have no TV, phone, radio or internet in the rooms. My favorite upscale lodge has a balcony that connects all the rooms from the outside, so when you sit outside you can socialize with your neighbors, or walk down the balcony to the end, where they serve drinks (very important, hehe). If necessary, you could install those evils (TV, radio, phone, internet) in one or more congregating/recreational areas indoors, rather than in individual guest rooms. As previous commenters have said, lots of hot water and good coffee are key.
Can’t wait to come and stay at your lodge!
October 26th, 2007 at 6:44 am
What a great idea! For me, a comfy bed, nice bathroom and if we get to “work the ranch” a nice hot tub at the end of the day. I hope you keep it “rustic” and country. Not too modern. I definately would consider coming out and staying with ya
October 26th, 2007 at 6:46 am
Looks fine to me!
Since you are obviously planning on changes …
A big shower with wall and ceiling showers.
Lots of high back rockers on tht porch.
A spot outside to sit at night around a big campfire.
Psssst … as I wrote before … a contest *wink*
October 26th, 2007 at 6:47 am
Go for it! Fix it up! Then check out: www.dogsledding.com/lodge-to-lodge_trips/photo_workshop.html
October 26th, 2007 at 6:48 am
I must agree with everyone else….A good bed and great shower is the way to go…..My family goes to a reunion every year in Upstate NY and it is so very rustic nothing fancy not even the bathrooms. The water comes from a well and smells like rotten eggs when you first turn it on…..Until this year none of our cell phones worked and it suited us just fine! I will give you a tip I stayed at the Double Tree in Manhattan and I must tell you whatever bedding they use was the best bed in the world! So go with your country atomosphere and I think you will have a hit! As for spa treatments NOT IN THE COUNTRY!
October 26th, 2007 at 6:48 am
The porch needs to be huge.
Does each bed room have a bath? How big is the hot water heater?
How big is your septic tank?
(You start having a lot of company and that could be exciting.)
Washer dryer ?
BIG REFRIGERATOR. where will we put all the wi.. drinks?
Leave it rustic in decor. I guess
a leaky roof could potentially be frowned on also.
OOOH this would be fun!!!!
October 26th, 2007 at 6:51 am
Fantasic!!! Love love love the idea.
Big beds and PRIVATE baths. I like things that feel luxurious, but look rustic — no urban chic (I have that in my home, and I can get it in the city), but on the other hand, I wouldn’t want the Disney version of sterotypical Wild West stuff either. Show us you’re vision of modern ranch life.
I think you’ll be booked for the next three years just with people from this blog.
October 26th, 2007 at 6:52 am
I’d want the basic comforts - hot water, comfy bed, nice pillows. Not many will be spending all of their time in their rooms - not with all the great activities. I agree with Evelyn on the rocking chairs, that sounds so relaxing. The Lodge looks pretty great as is, though I agree the bathrooms & kitchen could use some updating.
I’m ready to sign up right now….can I book for next Tuesday?
October 26th, 2007 at 6:54 am
I would totally stay there exactly like it is, if I didn’t have to sleep in one of the wet-from-the-rain beds. But I’d guess you’d just need to update the bathrooms and kitchen and make sure the porch isn’t falling off (I like the weathered look, as long as it’s strong). And go ahead and sign me up for the photography retreat. Just do it, because that’s EXACTLY the kind of vacation I’m looking for!
October 26th, 2007 at 6:55 am
Internet and cell phone capabilities. Comfy bed. Hot running water. Ranch food. Sitting porch. Coffee/tea. Check.
Forget about the spa and satellite TV.
Something not mentioned is a good projection system for your photography classes, because what would your classes be without a Photoshop tutorial? It could also be used for people to share their photos for critique and praise.
October 26th, 2007 at 6:56 am
As is is fine with me. I’m packing my bags!
I think it would be all about the view so definitely expand that porch so we can all take in those magnificent rainbows.
I’d do the bare minimum on the interior, update the bathrooms and the appliances, keeping the rustic charm. Affordable cotton sheets, a pillow, a hot shower and probably internet so I could e-mail the family to tell them I’m never coming home.
Seven course meals? Ppfft. I’d expect nothing more than cowboy food and a good margarita.
Seriously, no luxury required here. This is a pioneer experience, not a pampered L.A. trip.
October 26th, 2007 at 6:58 am
What a great idea. Before I began any renovations, I would check to see what the health and safty requirements are to operate a hotel or bed and breakfast. When you check with the fire marshall, make sure you check with the State and local fire marshalls because they sometimes have different rules. I would also make sure that my plans are approved by the fire marshalls before I embarked on making changes. If you are planning on serving food,, you sure ought to find out about the requirements that will be imposed by the Department of Health. When you begin renting to the public, there will be a lot of things required that are not required when you have family to visit. I’m sure I have only touched on a few of the monitoring agencies, but I’m sure someone can tell you about any other agencies you should contact.
My other suggestion would be to visit other people’s bed and breakfasts, and talk to them for advice. Most people who are doing this type of thing are willing to share their expertise, and think of what fun this research could be.
Since everyone else has covered the beds, showers, etc., I’ll skip that sort of thing. Good luck, it sounds like lots of fun.
October 26th, 2007 at 6:58 am
I agree with Robin that you could (should!) use some of your incredible photography to decorate the house, even do themed rooms. But you might want to check for phobias before putting anyone into the “bug room”. My thoughts:
Start with that porch/balcony outside. Make it roomy, with plenty of room to relax and deep enough to have nice outdoor furniture. Keep the railing at a height that won’t interfere with the view when you’re seated. And a hot tub out there would be perfect.
Inside, comfortable beds, choice of pillows, foam or feather, and bathrooms with tubs that have showers built into them. That way you can satisfy the bath takers and the shower takers. Definitely have Internet access. The ones who can’t live without it will be happy, and no one is forcing the rest of us to bring our computers, now are they?
Keep the ranch “style” - that’s what people would be looking for. From your pictures, the main living/dining areas are perfect just as they are. If you’re going to hold cooking classes, then you should probably get some expert advice on kitchens built to accommodate that.
What a gorgeous place it is, Ree! And what a great idea to put it to good use! (You do realize you already have a HUGE list of people who want to come…)
P.S. We tea drinkers are a picky lot, and usually travel with our own preferred brand of tea bags. But a china teapot - one of the squat, homey ones, not the fancy gold-leaf kind) in the kitchen cupboard is nice. And a kettle to boil water and pour from is a necessity. I HATE making tea with water boiled and poured from a pan.
October 26th, 2007 at 6:59 am
I think its a great idea and if you build it, or fix it, people will come!!
I am a simple “mini farm gal”, so my expectations are kind of low. LOL I know some “city people”, who think they would love to live the “simple life”, but when it comes down to it they want to bring much of the “city” with them when they go on vacation. I would not need internet access, cell phone service, satelite tv, hot tub, or 7 course meals. As a matter of fact, I have one of those things right now in my own home! I would much rather be out and about on the land and enjoying the exerperience.
Sorry, not much help here in the decorating dept. but I do think its a great idea and hope it all works out for you! :0)
October 26th, 2007 at 7:00 am
Plenty of hot water. Kitchen fully stocked with cooking stuff - pots, pans etc. Access to or permission to ride horses
and the 16 yr-old can shovel manure or anything physical 
:-) 
(they are lazy suburban CHICAGO area kids!!!)
When can we come? My kids are 16, 16, 14 and 11…the 14-yr-old girl is a babysitter, too
I will share my Rose Mazzone bar recipe if you let us know when you are open for business!
October 26th, 2007 at 7:03 am
Ree, you and MM are going to need someone to help you with all this because - they’re right - this is going to take off BIG. I volunteer to come live at your ranch and work for you.
I have 3 strapping boys and a handman hubby - we could totally help you bring your dream into reality. I’m a country girl stuck in urban hell - and we’ve been looking to get some land in the country. All we need is hearty food, a good hot shower and a sturdy bed.
Love your blog and your photography!!
October 26th, 2007 at 7:03 am
Part of the charm of such a place is no high tech electronics and very little “frill”. I would not waste any time or money on internet or anything like that. I say fix the leak, update any non-working appliances, fix the porch, and maybe “freshen” it up a little with new curtains, comforters, etc. But nothing major in my opinion. I have stayed in many mountain cabins, and this looks just perfect to me. When can I come? I have often had dreams of maybe visiting a cattle ranch like yours. So I absolutely love the idea, Ree!
Kristi
October 26th, 2007 at 7:05 am
Having work at several camps, I’d say your lodge is good the way it is. I would repair the roof and water damage. Make sure there is lots of water pressure. Lots of chairs on the porch to read in and internet access would be nice. No TVs and no cell phone access. I’ll come cook for you.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:08 am
My Quilt Guild (in south central Texas) hosts an annual retreat for members and looks for retreat/conference type facilities very much like your “ranch house” for the retreats -away from the hustle and bustle, good food (it always tastes better when someone else cooks, eh?), comfortable beds, nice atmosphere and a room to sew with good lighting.
I’ve been on 3 retreats now, and have never heard a quilter ask about internet service, or spa-like treatments of any kind. We usually bring so much of our own snack food that a chocolate on the pillow wouldn’t even be noticed. (I’d probably think I had dropped it there!) We don’t require daily maid service or sheet changes, but we do like fresh towels and good water pressure. And we like to use our cell phones to call home to check on our “punks” (and their dads) occasionally. We generally aren’t expecting to be entertained, but have been to facilities where horsback riding, nature walks and evening campfires where available and utilized. On the other hand, we’ve used facilities that don’t offer anemities and we’re still happy as larks!
Good luck. I think you’re on to something special and would love to stay there someday myself. (With or without my quilting buddies!)
Stacey in Seguin, TX
October 26th, 2007 at 7:08 am
If all these folks want loooonggg hot showers and big tubs with fancy scents, you’re going to need a bathroom for every room, don’t you think? Pretty pricy though…I wouldn’t really want to have to share the john with someone bent on an hour long shower. You may also want to get one of those European heat on demand in-line water heaters, unlimited hot water!!!
Sounds like a good idea!
October 26th, 2007 at 7:10 am
A ranch lodge with a photo expedition???? You’re making my dreams come true! My husband would love that it’s a lodge on a working ranch. I would love the photo expedition. We wouldn’t care if it was pitching a tent! Just keep it simple, rustic even. People will come. Don’t turn it in to a spa, that wouldn’t be in keeping with the ranch get away. Make it a true escape from everyday.
Good luck and what a wonderful idea!
October 26th, 2007 at 7:12 am
Big beds, comfy towels, LOTS OF HOT WATER…and that view!!! I would just do updates in the bath and kitchen.
Where can my husband and I sign up??? I’m from Texas I need some wide open spaces. It’s been way to long. And cows…cows are good.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:13 am
oh yea…one more thing. The ability to have joint rooms so people can bring their kids too.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:16 am
I think the place looks great, but could use some updating. My opinion is, stick to the basics. Update the bathrooms, make sure the beds are comfortable and maybe update the kitchen a little. Oh and not having rain on your head, that would be a nice touch! I wouldn’t worry about the “rustic” or the older feel of the place, I would leave that as is. I’ve seen pictures of your house, you have a great eye for what a “Lodge” should look and feel like. I’m like everyone else, a hot shower, a good cup of coffee and and a comfortable place to lay my head at night is all I would need! But, for some extras, a comfortable place to sit on the porch and enjoy the view would be nice. A hot tub would be great as well. It’s not very “farm like”, but a soak in an outdoor hot tub after a day on the ranch sounds real nice! I wouldn’t add internet. Who needs the internet with that view! And I would even rip out the TV’s. You could have a TV/DVD for movie watching, but I love going places that don’t have access to a TV. Can’t wait to see what you decide to do!
October 26th, 2007 at 7:20 am
The lodge is beautiful. Please don’t change the rustic look. Don’t make it too modern.
I would love to see you do a major upgrade to the porch. Possibly have a screened in area, maybe with a few paddle fans. Definitely a hot tub area. I know it’s not a popular thing these days, but a lot of people still smoke. Have some comfortable chairs out on the porch for people to go sit, relax and have their cigarette. Most importantly in this regard is to have ashtrays. There is nothing worse for a smoker than going outside for a smoke and having nowhere to put the remains. (unless you are going to make it completely non-smoking).
Regarding hot water and water pressure. When we travel, we actually take a hand shower head with us and my husband connects it. Having this type of shower head would be a bonus, since it also helps if water pressure is low because you can bring the shower head to you. I happen to be short and there is nothing worse than a shower head that’s “way up there” and it takes a half hour to get the shampoo rinsed out of your hair.
Don’t change the look of the kitchen. Love the wood cabinets. Just update the appliances and add whatever else you need to accommodate more guests.
Regarding the food. One of the major things I like when traveling is to eat what the locals eat or what’s “native” to the area. That’s a big part of “experiencing” the area. In other words, I wouldn’t want to have salmon or lobster in the middle of OK. If you serve fish, make it local trout or whatever you catch out there. Breakfast should be a hearty ranch breakfast. I would also include home canned items like jellies, jams, pickles, etc. definitely purchased from local cooks/stores. Dinners should be things that the people who live there eat. I think you are in Oklahoma (apologize if I’m wrong). I found out that OK actually has a “state meal”:
In 1988, Oklahoma’s state legislature gave legal status to the state’s official meal. Its menu includes fried okra, squash, cornbread, barbecue pork, biscuits, sausage and gravy, grits, corn, strawberries, chicken fried steak, pecan pie, and black-eyed peas.
The main thing with food is to make it top quality, even a little gourmet, but keep it location related. Serve thick juicy rib-eye steaks, not skinny little NY strips. I would also suggest a good bar-b-que set up to grill those steaks and anything else you want to grill.
Agree with everyone on the comfortable bedding and good mattresses.
I would say no to TV, internet and in-room phones. Maybe just have internet access in one room for people who can’t live without it for business reasons. But I certainly don’t go on vacation to sit in my room and play on the internet. Do make sure you have cellphone reception. A suggestion in this regard, however, is to have a decent radio in the room. One thing I miss when on vacation is the ability to listen to music. I have never encountered a clock radio at a hotel that actually worked. While I certainly don’t go on vacation to sit in the room and watch TV, I do enjoy having music in the background when I am in my room.
I think that having your photography in frames hanging around the entire place would be a wonderful addition to the decor.
Best of luck on your new enterprise.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:21 am
Hi Ree - obviously from all the responses, this sounds like an awesome idea! Definitely the hot shower and comfy beds. Updated bathrooms would be nice.
Also I think someone else mentioned a washer and dryer. I can imagine that dirty laundry might get a little stinky!
As far as internet and tv - I need them! In fact, I would like a tv in every bedroom (it helps me go to sleep every night!). If people don’t want to watch tv or use the internet, then they don’t have to!
So, when will you start taking reservations?? I would love to do a girl’s retreat!
October 26th, 2007 at 7:21 am
This is for BB from comment 30. What part of “nice enough for your grandma and grandpa” didn’t you understand? In the South we have great respect for our grandparents. We don’t stick them in the barn and have them take a bath in the old metal tub. Must be a Yankee thing…..
October 26th, 2007 at 7:23 am
Miss Ree,
I hail from Alaska, and as a result have toured the inside of quite a few of the bed & breakfast type facilities for a variety of reasons. My favorites were always the family operated ones, with cozy Alaskan charm, and good company in the hosts. Your place is gorgeous and looks very comfortable. The ideas about kitchen, bathroom, and water damage repairs seem very reasonable. I really liked the above idea about the balcony/outdoor jacuzzi. I do suppose that if you were to offer the ranch house to corprate types then all of the internet/television ideas are necessary in this day too. I stayed in a bed & breakfast in Ireland once, and to this day I remember the uniqueness of the decor…so I guess I would say anything that puts that Ree/MM flair on the house you should do! Best wishes on your new adventure! Oh yeah, and to pay for this you could sell PW cookbooks (or you could make those especially for gift baskets for your guests!)
October 26th, 2007 at 7:23 am
I’d want it to feel like a home. This isn’t a hotel, it’s a ranch. Your ranch. Your home. And we would be guests (paying guests, of course) in your home. Make it as comfortable as you would want it to be if you were staying there.
1) Good towels are a must. Oversized, thick fluffy towels, and plenty of them.
2) Good shower heads and good water pressure. Lots of hot water.
3) No TV in the rooms. Maybe one in the living/common room. But Internet access is a must!!
4) Kitchen needs: full set of pots and pans, maybe some bakeware?, cooking utensils, regular utensils, plates, glasses (and wine glasses!) etc. If I’m coming out there for a week or two, my hands will get itchy if I can’t cook. Or I could just go to your kitchen and cook up a storm with you. Hee!
5) Fix the porch. Add some nice chairs, maybe a porch swing. I want to sit out there with some candles and a glass of wine with my man and watch the stars.
6) Bedroom: No saggy mattresses. Sheets/blankets? As long as they’re clean, they’re fine. Oh, and maybe update the curtains?
I know its a lot, but, I’m ready to come out there now. Can I ride the horses?? Can I help on the ranch? Pleeease? *jumps up and down*
October 26th, 2007 at 7:24 am
I’ve stayed at a few retreat places, like at the beach - I’d say a nice bed, an updated (but not overly hotel-ish) bathroom, and updated appliances/drapes. After that - not much is needed. I know this sounds bad, but I don’t want my life when I go away, I want to experience something else. I’d say no tv, but yes to internet.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:24 am
Sign me up…
Comfy beds and Pillows! Pillow top mattress or my bed… (Sleep number by Select Comfort) Flannel Sheets, forget about those high count sheets! Fireplaces in the bedrooms, even gas/propane would be great…. AC for summer also.
Keep it simple and with the integrity of the lodge and you won’t go wrong. Bringing it into this decade would be really nice, keep it classic and it will last.
Slow pace… options, help work on the ranch, ride horses, just sit around, take pic’s…
Did I say Sign me up?
Patiently waiting for the progress…
October 26th, 2007 at 7:25 am
I would want the feel of a ranch, but to truly relax I’d want the comforts of home- so a very comfortable bed, good shower, quality food, and yes- I’d want internet and some cable. I might not use it that much- but I’d want it. I’ve seen places that keep the rustic lodge feel with decor, but who also put major time and effort into comfort of a luxury property. It can be both and has major potential for sure!
October 26th, 2007 at 7:26 am
My girlfriend and I went to a dude ranch for a couple of years and what we liked was the rustic atmosphere (no phones or tv). Comfortable bedrooms, working bathrooms and a nice kitchen (only because of the cooking sessions)new roof and balconly would be nice. Don’t go to fancy. One of the reasons we stopped going to the ranch was it became too commercial and they lost the peacefullness of the visit. I can’t wait to make my reservation!
October 26th, 2007 at 7:27 am
Looks like you are definitely doing the bathrooms! It has great possibilities for a good cooking lesson in the kitchen after you get through with it! I think you need to decide if it going to be a group reservation thing or a come and go thing. Please stay with the ranch theme/getaway. Cell service probably is not great so internet would probably have to be, but other than that keep it real….like a ranch would be. The men do the cows and the women do the photography and cooking lessons! A big fluffy bed at night would be great! MM didn’t know what he was in for that night he got star struck in the bar…..
Let us know when we can make reservations!
P.S How about a goood DVD library with all your favorites!
October 26th, 2007 at 7:27 am
That place is GREAT! I would totally go.
My 2 internet pennies
HOT TUB: One of my best vacation memories was hiking hard in Colorado, coming back to an awesome little bed and breakfast, and after a hot shower, sliding into a hot tub under the stars. Ahhhhhhh.
Bathrooms: don’t need to be huge, just clean with ample hot water.
Bedrooms: I loved the mural idea someone had up thread. Other than that, comfy beds, nice sheets. If you’re doing this for larger groups, will definitely want to homogenize the bedding to make changing easier.
TV: No TV. None. But I’m a freak.
Internet: on the other hand, cannot live without internet. Fast internet. And if you are hosting photographers, they’ll be wanting to upload. And Photoshop!
Kitchens: upgrade and idiot-proof. Commercial grade. 2nd fridge. easy to clean surfaces. Bunn coffee maker.
Coffee: oooh, yes. please.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:29 am
We had similar decisions to make when we bought a beach house (that we sometimes rent out). Here’s essential, and here’s optional, of what I’d consider for a ranch retreat:
1-Good strong water pressure and a large hot water heater
2-Wireless internet
3-Bamboo sheets. Honestly, they are better than 800-thread count cotton. European bedding would be fab…duvets, feather bed, etc…but optional.
4-Good mattresses, feather pillows
5-Up to date appliances, and everything you need: blowdryer, coffee grinder, espresso machine, etc. Especially if you offer cooking classes, you’d need good appliances and an open area for working in.
6-Tasteful , comfortable decorating….looks easy enough in such a lovely lodge
7-Satellite HDTV; stereo/CD/iPod dock configuration. Maybe this could be in each room rather than in the common area, so those who need a TV-free zone aren’t imposed upon.
8-Rockers or adorondack chairs for the porch
9-Large capacity washer/dryer
Givens:
Good food & drink, great classes, ambiance
Optional:
1-bikes or ATVs or something to explore on
2-presentation equipment for your seminars. You’d have to talk to techies about this.
3-wine cooler, bar area, ice machine
4-outside hot tub
5-If you’re talking about working on the ranch, you might want an outdoor shower, like they have at the beach, to keep mud (and the stuff on your veterinarian’s long arm) off your floors
6- Spa treatments. I wouldn’t consider this a priority, but I probably wouldn’t turn it down if it were available.
7-Do you get good cellphone service where you are? If not, you’d need cordless phones and free long distance.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:29 am
Ree:
LOVE THE LODGE! I really believe that if you just update the bathrooms and the kitchen and obviously fix the porch things will be ducky just the way they are. That place is beautiful. All that wood work is gorgeous OMG! I wouldn’t expect spa treatments or a seven course meal. Just regular food (but really good regular food) comfort food you know and of course a tv that gets more than four channels. Seriously as much as we try to to watch tv on a weekend get away or vacation when it comes down to it everyone gets bored at times and has to turn on the tv.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:30 am
The lodge is “awesome” !
I’m use to camping and “roughing it”. So, fancy things are not a need for me. For me, redoing the porch would be good, so that the beautiful sunsets/sunrises can be enjoyed. Hot showers, comfortable beds. No need for 500 count sheets. No need for internet access. Its time to leave the rest of the world behind and experience ranch life. Good times, good food, and a great host. What more can you ask for. Other than a good cup of java in the a.m.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:30 am
I’m your loosey-goosey type. If I had to make a request, however, I would agree with many of the others and say that hot water and a nice comfy bed (in its own room, which you have) would be my main concerns. I’ve done too many retreats/camps where I am sleeping on a cot w/ a sleeping bag, and by the time the 3rd person gets in the shower the hot water is gone for the majority of the day. Nice beds are an essential. Down comforter. Pillow top. Fluffy pillows.
Oh. Didn’t I say I was loosey-goosey?
October 26th, 2007 at 7:30 am
There are many things you could do and many directions you could take. The first thing I’d need to know, having done this quite often, are the following:
1. What are YOUR goals
2. What are YOUR expectations
3. What is YOUR budget
4. What is your max level of anticipated participation in keeping the place clean, the occupants occupied, the visitors happy and stayed.
5. I’d gather since you’re in the middle of nowhere your main utilities are Electric, Oil and Propane. And cost per therm/btu of all.
6. What is the Lodge’s facing exposure, is it situated N/S, E/W or in between.
7. Roof condition and type.
8. Nearest Fiberoptic line (telco or catv co. could tel you)
9. Source of water and how many GPM are produced.
10. Size of elec service to Lodge.
11. Looks like there’s forced hot air for heating, is there cooling as well? I also don’t see any ceiling fans.
12. Size of septic field/ground rings.
13. Backup power?
I’m sure I’ll have many more.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:32 am
Ree, honestly I wouldn’t change much. It’s lovely as is. I have traveled a fair amount, and my lodging of choice tends to be B&B. The worst one I ever stayed in had a moldy smell, repairs needed in every room (like closet doors leaning against the wall ready to be hung or holes in the wall/floor for electrical outlets or heat registers, etc.), and clutter everywhere (boxes, fixtures that needed to be hung, piles of the owner’s stuff). As long as your guest house is clean and uncluttered with strong hot showers and comfortable beds, it will be a hit. Oh, and without an obvious need for repair. Let us know when you’re open for business–we’d love to come!
October 26th, 2007 at 7:32 am
Oh, Ree - I am SO there!
My vision for your lodge would be thus… luxurious beds, a fireplace in the bedroom, hot shower in a roomy bathroom (a tub would be nice, but not a necessity), and good food - not necessarily gourmet food, but something I wouldn’t make at home. Peace and quiet. A comfy chair that I can curl up in with a book. I’m not a photography buff, personally - how about cooking lessons, or a week on the ranch (working it), or a spa week… you can do “theme weeks” - that way there’s something for everyone.
Can I come now? Pretty please?
October 26th, 2007 at 7:33 am
I’d definitely take a vacation at your place. I’d like everything clean. Nothing worse than a musty smell. Updated. Rustic, with internet access. That’s it.
It looks like an amazing space. It must have been someone’s home?
October 26th, 2007 at 7:33 am
I would definately expect to see those deer heads on the wall. Really, I’m serious. And meet a cowboy.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:34 am
What a fantastic idea! Since I’ve started reading your blogs, I’ve wanted to write and ask if I could bring the whole family to live with you guys for a week…my kids would LOVE the ranch and hanging out with your brood! This is my dream come true!
Rustic is the way to go in my opinion. I want the real thing! I say do the updates on the bathrooms, kitchen, etc., but keep it simple and rustic. Oh, and maybe throw in a sound system with Ethel Merman piped in for some ambiance ; )
Can’t wait to hear more about it!
Deb
October 26th, 2007 at 7:35 am
You realize of course, that you will immediately be booked until your grandchildren are running the ranch, right? Existing PW readers better get preferential treatment on the waiting list!
Don’t skimp on the beds. Maybe you can get get a deal on some Sleep Number or TempurPedic mattresses if you offer to drive some blog traffic their way. And of course I need my own Keurig in room! Good wiring and outlets near the bed for my hubby who sleeps with a cpap for apnea. A bunk room for kids.
I also think you should have a room where a group of 5-6 could plug in their laptops and sit down for a Photoshop session with you after a morning of shooting on the ranch! So you would need lots of powerstrips and table space.
If you don’t have good cell signal, make sure you have a phone available.
When will you be open? ;0)
October 26th, 2007 at 7:35 am
Shelia is correct about the quilter group idea. I read of a little place in Texas that has a two year wait. Never underestimate the economic impact of the quilters. Top of my list would be internet/cellphone access, along with trying to keep things real.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:36 am
I would forgive almost anything (except rain dripping on my nose) if there was really good coffee and a fool proof method of making it.
My sister and I have been thinking about taking a ranch vacation with our families and your lodge is just what the doctor ordered. She, by the way, doesn’t drink coffee, but I know would appreciate good mattresses and a strong hot shower.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:42 am
I get to go to many lesser quality motels as I participate in a dog sport; the 5 star hotels usually don’t like dogs staying over
I don’t need much, but there are some things I have noticed along the way:
Comfortable beds that are not too soft. Warm blankets available. Decent pillows. I don’t care about thread count. Air conditioning for the summer months.
Good water pressure and lots of hot water. A shower head that is high enough - I stayed at a place where the shower head only came to my chest and I am only 5′6-1/2″ tall
I don’t need spa type things … go to a spa if you need that.
Also a plug in the bathroom so that I can use my hair dryer.
And a lot of decent towels that aren’t threadbare and aren’t too small.
Lots of electrical outlets that work. Another place I stayed at only had one working outlet and it was so loose that the plug for my cell phone charger kept falling out.
I don’t care about satellite TV, but internet access would be divine! Would have to be able to get online at the end of the day to upload pics, right?
Nothing rickety … rustic is fine, rickety is not. I go to an old run down resort once or twice a year, and this year, the front of one of the drawers came off in my hand when I went to open it … not just the handle, the whole front!
Other than that, the place looks great! I got online too late this morning - looks like I’m going to have to wait in a l o n g line to get a reservation
Helen
October 26th, 2007 at 7:42 am
I like the idea. While amenities are nice, it is a ranch, and I would expect to pitch in and help. Three meals and a few snacks would be all I would expect. As long as I have a shower and internet access, with a phone I could use to check in at home… It’d be good.
It looks like a really pretty place.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:43 am
I would love to just sit on the porch and enjoy the view. Remember to keep the railings low, or the chairs high.
Love your site
October 26th, 2007 at 7:44 am
First things first…
Fix the leaks and make the balcony safe a functional.
Up date your bathrooms…when I’m on vacation I don’t want to feel like I’m at church camp.
Make sure your have good quality sheets on the beds.
Get your kitchen up to date esp. if you are thinking of the cooking classes.
Updates doesn’t mean super styled or expensive but if you are looking at it as a way to make some money look at what is being offered in the market place.
My husband is a meeting planer and you’d be surprised what is out there as far as retreats.
I would keep the relaxed western decor it’s what will make the guest experience unique.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:47 am
I am not a picky person when it comes to spending a few nights away from home, since I really don’t spend much time in my hotel/lodge room anyway. All I need is a comfy bed (which means ‘not lumpy’), a strong shower with nice hot water, and delicious coffee in the morning. Count me in!
October 26th, 2007 at 7:49 am
I think the main thing to remember is you are going to have people who don’t normally ride horses feeling muscles they haven’t felt in years. Tub, shower and good beds are a must! I love the idea of an outdoor shower, and maybe a hottub on the porch for sore muscles. Besides that, I think the reason people go on a ranch vacation is to experience rustic life. Don’t go crazy with the amenities!
Of course TV and internet are a must, although I would try not to use them during my visit. The lack of them would certainly cut down on potential customers.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:49 am
Hey Ree,
First of all, let me say that if you build it, I will MOST DEFINITELY COME!
If I were coming to your lodge, I wouldn’t expect Internet access because I would want to get away from that. But a TV with a DVD player in case it rains (satellite or cable not necessary). Lots of books for cozy evenings inside, board games etc.
As for the accomodations, I love the wood paneled decor. I am form NY so if I came down your way, I would love to stay in a place that looked like an authentic ranch. Comfy beds and clean bathrooms.
My biggest thing would be the kitchen because we like to cook when we go away and we stay at a great place in the Adirondacks that has a kitchen. That said, it doesn’t have to have an 8 burner Viking range and a Sub-Zero fridge, but as long as all the appliances work and the place is stocked with basic pots, pans and utensils, it would be perfect!
A nice grill in the yard and maybe a firepit would be pretty cool too.
And I would love love love to do ranch stuff…..except preg testing the cattle….NOT THAT! But waybe your sweet LB can help get over my newly developed fear/dislike of horses.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE build it, Ree!!!!!!! The hubby and I would definitely, positively, come!!!!!
Good luck and keep us posted!
October 26th, 2007 at 7:50 am
Wow… imagine the luxury of remodeling a place that you don’t have to live in at the same time! That would be heaven!
I would agree with the major areas of renovation listed above by others (the bathroom, porch, kitchen updates).
I’d vote for no TV, but that’s because I wouldn’t want it on; there’s no escaping the presence of a TV in a common room.
I would want wireless though.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:50 am
Clean. No cobwebs. Nothing fancy. Comfortable beds, nice towels (don’t have to be top of the line, but not cheap either). Fix the porch, update the baths and kitchen and call it a day. Plenty of hot water. I think putting tubs in makes the bathrooms not share-able - what if someone wants to soak a long time? Also, you could get away with sharing bathrooms if each room had a sink/vanity area in the room. Might be a plumbing nightmare, though.
It’s a lodge, make it comfortable and clean and people will flock there, if that’s what you want. I think your biggest problem will be saying no to the hordes of folks already wanting on your email list.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:50 am
I don’t need anything…..
but the sky,
all I need is the sky…..
and you…..
that’s all I need, the sky and you…
and your camera….
that’s all I need,,,,,the sky and you and your camera…..
and this thermos…..
October 26th, 2007 at 7:54 am
I want to come to what it is right now. No changes needed. Maybe the front porch could use a little support underneath but that is all.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:55 am
Loner, you’re rude… people are giving suggestions as to what they would like their accommodations to be like and you call them “sissies”. I only questioned what you found to be so “fancy” about what everyone was suggesting. Ree did after all mention some of those things herself.
Your response about grandparents made no sense either.. and then you attempt to insult “yankees” - no wonder you’re a ‘loner’. Grow up.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:56 am
big fireplaces (it would be cool to have one in each bedroom) and fluffy, warm bed linens with plenty of pillows. No TV’s (except maybe in the living room)! tiled showers with lots of steam to clean off after being around the ranch.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:56 am
Sign me up!! I would seriously and immediately book this trip! I would come for at least 1 week and would insanely actually consider a month even if it meant I had mortgage the house. Seriously.
For an honest opinion about what I would like at such a place: well, the creature comforts are important. Comfortable sheets and good coffee (especially since there is no Starbucks nearby!!) are really nice and a must have on such a vacation! About Food: No 7 course meals!! We would want the good old fashioned Pioneer Woman foods that are fitting to ranch lifestyle and would only enhance the experience! Thinks beans and cornbread, biscuits and gravy, steaks, MM’s favorite sandwhich, etc…!
Okay, I can’t wait until you open up.
Oh and just so you know, I would be more than happy to come try out The Lodge, as is, to test out this whole whacky idea for ya. Just tell me where to send my deposit and when to come and I am there!
October 26th, 2007 at 7:57 am
This is a dream come true. You know that each and every one of your readers is going to want to come right?
Things I’d expect:
to “keep it real”
hot shower with great water pressure
quality shampoo/conditioner (I loathe having to pack mine)
super comfy bed with a quilt
internt access
“home cooked” meals
rocking chairs on the porch
comfy oversized furniture
puffs plus with aloe tissues - I abhor the paper tissues that you find at most getaways (I know strange request)
REALLY good coffee
Things I can do with out:
cell phone service as long as there is a land line
gourmet meals
TV
spa amenities
This is so exciting!
October 26th, 2007 at 7:57 am
This looks like someone where my husband and 7 year old son would love to stay. We’d go to enjoy the sites of ranch life, etc. To answer your question, we’d like a nice comfy bed, running water, heat/air, hot shower, coffee maker, refrigerator and if there isn’t an eatery close - access to groceries or knowing that we’d pack our own food but would then need a kitchen for cooking. We wouldn’t need a phone - we have cells but more than likely they’d be turned off and I wouldn’t need internet access - because after all it’s a vacation and that’s what I do during the week is sit a computer! What would be really cool, would be tours of your ranch either via a hayride or walking would be fine. The Lodge plan sounds wonderful - and definitely would be some place I’d love to stay. Marissa - Michigan
October 26th, 2007 at 7:58 am
Sign me up! I will come in heartbeat. Having worked on farms during college and being a horse owner myself I know that being tired and sore at the end of a long day is a guarantee. You may want to think about buying some heating pads. So good food, comfy bed, hot shower or hot tub would all be a must. I would think internet connection would be nice also. If cooking is going on definitely good appliances and plenty of counter space. With lots of people coming you may need to think about extra fridge room for lots of food and beverage storage. Also, entertainment options like a card table or a place to play board games (call me old fashioned). All the comments have great ideas so I probably added nothing original. Can’t wait to come visit.
October 26th, 2007 at 7:59 am
I would sleep on the ground outside if it meant spending the night at your ranch with your family.
However, since I am a city gal and enjoy the amenities of the city, I would prefer a comfie bed, wifi, a fireplace, running water, and warmth if it was cold outside. (Or coolness if it was hot outside.)
October 26th, 2007 at 7:59 am
Hi Ree,
What a fantastic idea!
Your lodge is absolutely beautiful. I love the big rooms and the ranch decor. You are a very lucky lady!
I would picture comfortable beds and sheets (FYI to everyone- Target has fantastic bamboo sheets that are softer than cotton and don’t pill. They are inexpensive and are FABULOUS. Highly recommend!). As far as pillows go, please be sure and offer down alternative for those allergic to feather pillows.
Country food and lots of it!
It would be neat if you would do different types of weekends. Cooking, photography, quilting, women only, scrapbooking, family weekends etc.
I can tell you that I would definitely love to come and visit. I have often thought over the past year and a half reading your blog how very much I would enjoy it!
Thanks for all you do!
Leeann
October 26th, 2007 at 8:00 am
Ditto what everyone else said, plus one decorating thing—–don’t go with white tile in the bathrooms and the rule of thumb with grout is “go with grout as dark as you can stand”. White/Beige grout stays good looking for a minute and half and then holds onto whatever dirt it can.
October 26th, 2007 at 8:01 am
I like staying in nice places. If I’m going to spend time and money somewhere, it’s got to be really nice. Quality furniture (including mattesses & linens), decorative accessories to make it pleasing and relaxing to the eye and in the style of the atomsphere you’re in, internet access/cellphone access and of course a tv and dvd. Salletite service is unneccessary for me, just want the tv to play dvds if I wished. Spa treatments are also not a high priority. If they are there great, if not, no big deal so long as there is a nice large whirlpool bathtub to do my own relaxing bubble baths after a day of exercusions. Three of my favorite places to stay in Asheville, NC are: The Biltmore Inn at the Biltmore Estate, The Grove Park Inn, & The Richmond Hill Inn. All very lovely and relaxing places to stay.
Have fun with your project, whatever you decide!
October 26th, 2007 at 8:01 am
Hi, Ree!
I agree that it looks pretty good as it is! But All the suggestions are really good so far.
One thing to consider: Would it be possible to set aside some space for a chapel? There might be some groups coming that would use it, and it would be a really nice feature. Just something to hold like a dozen people or so, with some prayer books or reading material. One idea I really like is to have a big picture window (with the most spectacular view) behind a cross behind an altar or podium. But it could be non-denominational, too. Maybe Hyacinth could help you with this?
Along the same lines: a room set aside as a library would also be great. Big comfy chairs, maybe a fireplace, and lots of books and periodicals covering a wide range of topics (including ranch life, of course) would be cool. Maybe some board games and stuff, too. Maybe you could set up coffee in there. Ahhhhh… coffee and books. I’d never leave!
Okay, practically speaking: I love fluffy down comforters and matress toppers. A workout facility of some kind is essential… even if you just start with a map of some running/walking/bike trails. (Dream item: a lap pool!) I love Mission style furniture and stuff, and I think that would be awesome in the space you have, and in keeping with the rustic theme. I like stained glass windows in bathrooms, because they’re private but prettier than “privacy glass.” Hmmmmmmmmm… what else…….. beautiful and interesting light fixtures, cork floors, tin ceilings, windows that have built-in venetian blinds so they don’t get dusty, and climate-control in each bedroom. These are a few of my favourite things!
Watch you don’t make everything too brown. With all that natural wood, you need some splashes of colour.
Oh yeah — one more thing — I absolutely LOVE punched-tin cabinet door covers. You can get a lot of cool designs in a range of colours, from oxidized black to shiney brass or copper. So pretty!!!!!!! You could do the kitchen cabs like that and then pop the walls with a pretty colour.